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User:glamoursnipe (868708) Paid User
She Rocked Us Like a Hurricane, Sir
Bananas? This Shit is Mangoes!
Name:[*Mix Me a Molotov]
Location:Fucknowhere, United States
Birthdate:1977-09-21
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Bio:[I have two middle fingers I use frequently, and sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion™.]

Plus I've been known to write stories and shit. Here's a sample.

How to make a glamoursnipe
Ingredients:

3 parts anger

1 part courage

5 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of melancholy


Username:


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com



NO, I DON'T WANT NO SHRUB!



Image credits, L to R: neitherday, neitherday, natgel




Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows...

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died
Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows...

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah, give or take a night or two
Everybody knows youve been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows...

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows...

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that its now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows...

And everybody knows that the plague is coming
Everybody knows that its moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows...

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this sacred heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows...

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows...


~Leonard Cohen




“Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.”
~Oscar Wilde




Monaboyd is my Anti-Drug

MONABOYD IS MY ANTI-DRUG
Text by me. Want it? Help yourself, but let me know and I wouldn't mind credit.



Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?






You Are Lightning



Beautiful yet dangerous

People will stop and watch you when you appear

Even though you're capable of random violence



You are best known for: your power



Your dominant state: performing





The ThingAliensThe OmenJawsThe Shining

Horror Movies are All Kinds of Fucked-Up Love.







Who else is love?
[info]pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

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Memories::31 entries
Interests:147: 80's music, abstract thought, anxiety, aquafina, architecture, art deco, asheville nc, asian horror, autumn, ayn rand, bad taste, being abrasive, being hotheaded, being mercurial, belching, ben & jerry, billy boyd, bitching, black leather, black marble, blood, bloody marys, boston red sox, challenges, cherry coke, circular bathtubs, controversy, courage, cryptozoology, curves, dark chocolate, dark sides, david bowie, deconstruction, depeche mode, desire, dismantling the status quo, dominic monaghan, donnie darko, drama, duran duran, elijah wood, erotica, eurosplatter, eurotrash, exploration, expressing myself, extremes, eyeliner, fashion, fighting, fishnet stockings, frank zappa, freedom of speech, fuck-me boots, fucked-up shit, fury, futurism, garlic butter, geographically interesting places, geology, george carlin, giving people wuss hats, gratuitous sex and violence, grindhouse, hair dye, harry potter, hating current top 40, hats, haunted houses, heathers, horror, hot pepper, hp lovecraft, iced tea, inxs, jake & maggie gyllenhaal, japanese culture, jaws, kevin smith, kicking ass, knives, knowledge, leonard cohen, lingerie, lipstick, logic, lollipops, lord of the rings, makeshift weapons, margaret atwood, marquis de sade, multiple orgasms, mystery science theater 3000, new england, new wave, nightmares, north carolina, odd numbers, pablo picasso, paranoid delusions, pet shop boys, peter gabriel, phone sex, pleasures of the flesh, pop culture, pop rocks, quills, ranch dressing, raspberry ginger ale, razor wire, red hot chili peppers, riot grrls, sarcasm, satire, science fiction, seafood, sin, sin city, socialism, spicy food, stephen king, steven spielberg, surrealism, swearing, talking to myself, tears for fears, the 1980's, the b52's, the cars, the clash, the zeitgeist, theorizing, thunderstorms, tim burton, travel, twilight, u2, urban decay, utopian bloodbaths, vibrators, vindication, vintage clothing, virgin/whore, waterfalls, wordplay, year of the snake
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People36:a_view_so_cruel, archeon, belasco, chi9, come_undone, concordiadiscor, curious_me, dawna, grimepoch, harleycowgirl, itstonedme, kerrikp, libra77, lijahlover, lisabellex, luz_radick, machinemolle, moominmuppet, mrsdweezilzappa, muggan_music, owlgrey, pigeonoverlord, pippins_penny, ravenlockdevron, rocketts_chica, sabbath_freak, spikessweetgirl, thebitingfaery, thebitingfaery2, tragicallybored, twopiearr, vanuslux, verbiwh0re, waqaychay, watch_it_break, yeuxdebleu
Communities7:80srewind, christianssuck, domlijah, get_meoutofhere, monaboyd, redsox, word_ancestry
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