It amuses me to no end when "Christian" Tr*mp stans get shit up about my language. Listen here, Karen Stepford, you could be paying every bill I've got and that still wouldn't be any of your goddamn business. Go cry about it to your skydaddy; I've got no pearls to clutch and I genuinely DGAF.
Them: "Watch your language."
Me: "Why, is it going to do a trick?"
It's highly likely that I am autistic.
Who the fucking fuck gets diagnosed with autism at almost 44?
One thing I need to stop doing is looking for justice in tragedy. If it were just, it wouldn’t be a tragedy.
When you take a nap and have nightmares and what you wake up to out in the world isn't a whole hell of a lot better.
The astrology trend gets on my nerves. I realise my hatred for the practice is coloured by a bad experience with an astrologer who told me that - due to my specific sun and moon signs - I had no business in a creative or artistic field, thus escalating the greatest identity crisis of my life because I literally suck at anything that isn't artistic or creative. Seriously, I was in some genuine emotional anguish, and it haunts me to this day. (No, I will not disclose anything about my date of birth, other than what's on my 'About' page - I refuse to go through that again, good intentions or not.)
Straight up and down, though, I could tell you I was literally any sign, anyplace in my chart, and you'd work backwards from some randomly selected personality trait or another just to declare, "Oh yeah, that scans." Nothing in the damn cosmos made me this way other than my deep love of science fiction and astronomy. Not one. Damn. Thing. In my universe, astrology is only good for remembering birthdays: if I know your sign, I'll have a general idea of when to wish you many happy returns.
Just take my assertion that I'm a dirty martini with a sax solo moon and a mothman rising and go.
Madison Cawthorn - the fuck was my part of North Carolina thinking? And the Trump-humping, Nosepicking, Mouthbreathing, Sister Fisting, Moral Majority Brimstone Baptist-ass county I grew up in hasn't even cracked 40% in vaccination rates, despite having the means RIGHT THERE.
You are all bad and you should feel bad. Don't even speak to me.