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Melangefest

Biltmore House two days in a row? Honey, that's what season passes are all about. BLASTED and BELTED "Karma Chameleon" on the way home from work--the irony is, when I sing, I sound like a bigger tranny than Boy George.

My brother was complaining that one of our Hallmark ornaments--a family of foxes playing around a stump--had nothing to do with Christmas. But evidently, a Death Star and a Stardestroyer are classic holiday iconography. Forget that tired old Santa Claus; I'm gonna commission a tree topper that says, "Vader is the Reason for the Season."

Speaking of Star Wars, this morning I was thinking about how I was born the year A New Hope was released, and my fiance', chelseascum, was born in the year of The Empire Strikes Back. Coincidence? Well, duh...but one that makes me smile.

And speaking of mass media...Angus T. Jones, the kid from Two and a Half Men? Tsk-tsk-tsk. Just what we need, another Kirk Cameron on our hands. "Don't watch my show anymore, because you're filling your head with filth." Um, you're just now realising this? Though I don't consider it "filth" as in perverted and immoral--relative terms, those--but "filth" as in lowest common denominator brain sewage that has nothing to offer society but cheap laughs and a self-evident breeding ground for looney tunes. Surprise, kiddo: not everyone needs God to help them identify a POS.

Over and out.

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nightshade_7976
Dec. 2nd, 2012 06:40 pm (UTC)
Well, you know, Star Wars had a Christmas special (R2D2, we wish you...a Merry Christmas!)...never heard of a simple FOX having a Christmas special! LOL. ;)
glamoursnipe
Dec. 3rd, 2012 01:18 am (UTC)
I've heard of that, but never seen it. Wondering if I can still consider my life complete. ;)

Edited at 2012-12-03 01:18 am (UTC)
yeuxdebleu
Dec. 26th, 2012 02:11 am (UTC)
I think Angus spent too much time with Charlie. They're both weird.
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